the ruskie texted me today to ask if the dog missed her and if he could text her.
SHE REALLY DID THIS.
what's worse? i totally held the phone up to his nose and he pushed 2 buttons. then his right paw pushed a few more. and i sent it.
response:
ruskie: "tucker's going to love TX."
me: "i'm not too concerned about you stealing him anymore. you'll have to fight [the jew] for him first. she's way too attached at this point..."
which is true. she wants to take him everywhere she goes. everywhere! they're inseparable, really. it's like i'm being replaced! ;)
as i went to leave for work today i pointed to her and the dog:
me: "i'll leave you and your...well...soulmate...or something...to be."
jew to the dog: "do people just not understand our love?"
no, jew, no we don't.
(and don't think i forgot, ruskie, that you asked the dog to text you. you won't live that shit down for awhile.)
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That's fabulous. I'm going to tease her about it now. And especially since she brought that huge treat back for him.
Lucky Tucker!
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