someone might want to explain the concept of kosher to the jew...

every so often the jew and i will look at dogs available for adoption in the dc area. today was one of those days. the ruskie was at home and i was telling her about how we were doing this:

the gypsy [the ruskie] says screw the babies and puppies, we need to get a potbellied pig

the gypsy: she seems serious

the jew: omg

the jew: only her

the jew: tell her she can get her pig when she moves to houston

the jew: this is a kosher household

the jew: we only eat pork

the jew: not keep them in the house
the jew: ;-)

now, i'm no judaism expert by any means (unless sleeping with more than a handful of cute jewish girls count), but i'm pretty sure that there's something wrong with her definition of the word, yes?

tucker seriously wants a baby brother though. for real. i asked him.