Thursday, April 17, 2008

um...both ya'll need help.

this post should have been up yesterday, but i forgot.

so, the jew was supposed to be at her conference thing for 3 solid days. granted, it's only like 5 miles from our home, but still. 3 days. no dog.

she leaves sunday at 1330 hrs. comes home at 1715 hours to pack and spend time with the dog. leaves again. comes back monday afternoon. why? "i need tucker time." she says. leaves again. comes back tuesday morning. curls up on the couch with the dog. doesn't go back to finish the conference.

the entire time the jew was doing the back and forth and missing the dog, the ruskie was mocking her. "OMFG. she's ridiculous."

oh, she's ridiculous? is she ruskie?

flash forward a little...the ruskie left tuesday morning for san antonio. no, she didn't steal the dog. however, when i gave her a ride to work in the am (taking bags on the metro is for punks), we brought the dog along with us. she gets out of the car, gets her bags, says goodbye to the dog.

me: "see buddy? she's leaving you. FOREVER. because she doesn't love you anymore. she said she'd take you to texas, but noooo. she's leaving you."

the dog starts to whimper and give sad eyes.

me: "dude, he's totally crying."

the ruskie walks back from halfway across the street and starts to pet the dog.

ruskie: "i'll be back. i'll see you in a week. I LOVE YOU." walks back across the street, stares at the dog. turns around. goes to work.

i go home. tell the jew.

jew: "HAHA! VENGEANCE IS MINE!"

ya'll are both ridiculous. seriously.

5 comments:

Ann said...

Poor Tucker! He's convinced that everyone's leaving him - little does he know how lucky he is to have three women loving him so much!

Lindsay said...

dude, you can't even compare the two of us! I'm not coming home every 2 hrs!

skalaney said...

but only because you're in friggin' texas! i bet if you were like 5 miles away you would totally do the same thing. well, except you'd have to metro...so maybe not.

all i can say is: i'm surprised neither of you played the call home and ask to talk to the dog routine.

at least not yet you haven't.

Lindsay said...

lol, but calling and asking to talk to the dog would require that all ya'll actually use the voice capability on your phone.

skalaney said...

we do use the voice capability on our phones...it's just easier to text because we're always doing something else whilst "talking"...plus, once you get us talking on the phone we may never actually stop. and what's the point of talking if we're just going to hang up and text each other?

you want to talk to the dog, don't you? it's okay, you can admit it.