it is what it is.

while at work sat night i had a 2 hr text convo with a friend (who wishes to remain nameless..so i'll just call her tug) about the jew. i just can't resist posting (part of) it here:

TUG: so i was thinking...how do u manage to live with [the jew] when she's so hot? i don't think i could do it. you must be blind or have amazing self control.
me: it's a hard job but somebody has to do it :) actually, it's not that hard. it's the jew. it is what it is. plus i'm afraid of her so that helps. you realize i'm going to show her this, right?
TUG: whatev it'll prob go on the blog too. but, you've never thought about it? Ever? Why are u scared of her? What kind of lesbian r u?! u 2 are amazing 2gether, btw. i don't think i've ever met an actual couple as functional, insync, and caring as u 2. are u sure u guys aren't a couple?
me: we aren't a couple! we're just...we're [the gypsy] and [the jew]. it is what it is. i can't explain it...[cut]...plus, she loves the cock. :)
[lots of stuff i don't need the whole world to see has been cut]
TUG:ok. ok. i still think she's fucking hot...
me: back off lesbo. she's my straight domestic partner. get your own.
TUG: haha. jealous much?
me:uh. no. hardly. just protective of her. overly so at times. seriously, turn that part of you off when it comes to her. i mean it. do not test me on this. am i clear?
TUG: crystal. geez. sorry. now i'm scared of you. :) but she is hot.
me: sigh. i'm done here.

so now i'm tired of hearing how awesome she is and how hot she is. geez. if i stay friends with the jew any longer and have to put up with this, i'm going to get a serious inferiority complex. which the jew will not like because then i'll be all pissy, i'm sure. and she'll have to deal with me and really, it's all about how it affects us personally when it comes down to it.

(the parts that i cut out were too personal for the masses. . .if you can imagine that. but if you're curious i'll be happy to share in private.)