Wednesday, April 9, 2008

dude, if that's not friendship i don't know what is...

upon receiving my confirmation of testing (physical/written) for metro PD, i had this conversation with the ruskie:

gypsy (3:14:12 PM): omg.i'm so screwed
gypsy(3:14:18 PM): i have to do this physical agiility thing in 3 weeks
gypsy(3:14:25 PM): and they want me to do this:
gypsy (3:14:28 PM): 15 pushups in 1 minute, 24 situps in 1 minute, 15" vertical jump, 300 meter sprint in 72 seconds, 1.5 mile run in 15 min
gypsy (3:14:57 PM): i'm so screwed
ruskie (3:15:25 PM): oh man 1.5 miles
ruskie (3:18:20 PM): i will sit in a chair with a beer and a stopwatch
ruskie
(3:18:26 PM):
and time you running up and down the street
gypsy (3:19:04 PM): that's friendship right there, man
gyspy (3:19:13 PM): can i swig rum as i do it?


i can always count on the ruskie to say something like this. she's awesome.the jew just does this whole "let's do it together!" /inspirational (yet appreciated. i do it to her too.) thing when i say i have something i need to do. but the ruskie? she's like "yeah, dude, you're on your own, but if i can assist by mocking in anyway, lemme know." so awesome.

but seriously? 3 weeks? i AM screwed.

(oh, and danilo, the latin plumber, came and fixed our shower. gracias, yo.)

2 comments:

Lindsay said...

Oh, and I forgot to mention that you'll have to buy me the beer, too.

skalaney said...

dude, have you SEEN the refrigerator lately? if people were to judge us by that thing alone, they'd think we were bandanna wearing, G-Unit sporting, gold grill having rappers. fo' shizzle.