95 years old, yes. a couple, no.

the usual scene. jew on her side of the couch. me on mine. dog in the middle.

jew doing the crossword puzzle: "purple fruit."
me: "plum."
jew: "thanks."
me: "we're totally 95 years old!"
jew: "no...my sister and brother-in-law do this...and jess and berkeley stay home on friday nights and play scrabble."
me: "you're comparing us to couples."
jew: :::contemplative face::: "yyyyyeah."
me: :::eye roll:::

I'M NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND, JEW! :)