so i'm dating this new girl. she came over for the first time today. tucker fell in love. harder than he fell for the jew, i think. you be the judge:
but, just when i thought maybe, just maybe, tucker would be okay without his jew, i moved her vehicle to allow the ruskie to park in the driveway. i double clicked the car alarm. tucker went crazy! HIS JEW WAS HOME! or so he thought.
who are we kidding? no one can compare to his jew. back to the mopey.
5 comments:
emo dog!
you are so full of s**t
no, really. he did believe his jew was home. i don't know why i'd lie about that.there's pictures to prove it...:)
Poor Tucker... you teased the poor soul!
ooooohhhhhh, now I see what you were talking about......crazy.....maybe she should be called "the obsessed"....just a thought.
Poor Tucker.....you guys need to stop telling him that she doesn't love him. Don't worry Tucker, she'll be home on Thursday....in doggy that's, um.....I think 3 more bowls of food and two more dark times.
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