ah, she beat me to it.

since the jew, surprisingly, beat me to the post over the latest IM conversation, i will just add the follow up brilliant idea by yours truly:

gypsy(1:52:28 PM): instead of a russian orphan that i can train, i can get a mail order bride.

gypsy(1:52:31 PM): if that helps.

gypsy(1:53:37 PM): oooooh, i can get a mexian/spanish speaking mail order bride...and then i can ask "donde esta mi pantalones?" and when she tells me where they are, all i'll need to learn is the word for "iron"

gypsy(1:53:50 PM): and i'll point.

jew (1:57:46 PM): omg

gypsy (1:59:19 PM): what? it sounds like a good idea....

and then i told the ruskie my plan:

gypsy (1:54:44 PM): so i've decided that when you move out i'm replacing you with a spanish speaking mail order bride.

gyspy(1:54:47 PM): ask [the jew].

gypsy (1:54:49 PM): she'll explain.

ruskie (1:56:07 PM): wtf?
ruskie(1:56:17 PM): can you write a blog entry about that...

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done.

(donde esta mi pantalones is the only thing i know how to say in spanish, btw.)