Gypsy (13:53:02): instead of a russian orphan that i can train, i can get a mail order bride.

Gypsy (13:53:05): if that helps.

Gypsy (13:54:11): oooooh, i can get a mexian/spanish speaking mail order bride...and then i can ask "donde esta mi pantalones?" and when she tells me where they are, all i'll need to learn is the word for "iron"


umm.... yea.