today is the jew's birthday. there are plenty of things that i would or could say to my favorite jew on her day o'birth, but i feel like there really isn't any way to actually express how awesome she is and how thankful & glad i am that i know her (plus i think she kinda already knows and i don't need her head getting any bigger than it already is...). so, instead of just blogging about it, or using interpretive dance, i decided to get her a jewish-latvian hockey player for her birthday.his name is Eduards*. he should be arriving shortly.
happy birthday, jew. you're my most favorite.
(alas, i realized that not only do jewish-latvian hockey players really not exist, there would be no room in this house for one if they did. and if there was room and they did exist, i don't really want one living in the house anyway. as such none will be arriving. thought that counts and all...;) )
**Eduards is the latvian name for "wealthy guard", btw...a wealthy jewish-latvian hockey player? no one would ever be able to top that present!
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