Monday, May 5, 2008

dominos delivers...

the jew ordered pizza tonight. she's been counting down the minutes until it actually arrives. she gets a call:

the jew: "hello?....excuse me?....with the pizza?...:::goes to the unlocked/opened front door:::....no you're not....no, i'm sure....my door is open...no you're not knocking on my door....no....:::says the address::: you're there? no you're not....no, you're not....i'm standing at the door....by the air force memorial....you're not knocking on the door...."

brilliant.

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