it's a mad mad mad mad world.

um, yeah. apparently it's basketball season? something about march? madness? i apparently am just about the worst lesbian on the planet for not following sports. however, that doesn't stop our house from having a few games going simultaneously. there's also screaming. and cursing. and something about cinderella?

let me paint the scene for you: couch. jew. computer. game on the computer. tv. game on the tv. remote. constant flipping.

there's a lot of talking on behalf of the jew. sometimes i don't know if she's talking to herself or to the dog or to me or to the people on the tv THAT CAN'T HEAR HER. or if they could, they probably wouldn't listen anyway. although, if history proves anything, when the jew speaks people listen. there is wrath involved in the process if not. there's a look. it makes me scared. so maybe they would be listening if they could hear her, but again, THEY'RE ON THE TV.

i wasn't going to blog about this. i really wasn't. i was going to let the jew do her thing with no written commentary for the masses (read: not masses) to see. but alas, the jew had to go and egg me on:

:::me typing:::
"are you blogging about me?"
"no....but now that you mention it...."
"jesus christ."

but, please keep this in mind...if you ever have an addiction, i will not be the friend to get you help. no, i will be the friend that will totally pack you up, take you to the atm, spot you a $20, and take you to shorty on the corner for your fix. why do i say this? because i offered to allow the jew to not only borrow my computer so she can stream another game, but also to allow (and of course help) her move all the tvs in the house into the living room for the most prime madness experience.

thankfully, she declined.