it has been two whole days since anything resembling interesting has occurred in this household (and even that was just the ruskie's bday). will someone please, for the love of g-d, do/say/experience something interesting?
not even tucker's been able to deliver.
hrmph.
Sunday, May 11, 2008
Friday, May 9, 2008
happy birthday, ruskie.
today is the ruskie's birthday.
i searched high and low as to what i could get you for your birthday (it also works well for the new job!). this is what i found:
it should be arriving shortly. happy birthday, rusk. you're my favorite big-oil-reppin'- dc-hatin'-bacon-lovin'- beer-drinkin'- cookie-monster ever.
(yeah, so the bacon case isn't real...so it's not actually on it's way. what? it's the thought that counts...)
i searched high and low as to what i could get you for your birthday (it also works well for the new job!). this is what i found:
it should be arriving shortly. happy birthday, rusk. you're my favorite big-oil-reppin'- dc-hatin'-bacon-lovin'- beer-drinkin'- cookie-monster ever.
(yeah, so the bacon case isn't real...so it's not actually on it's way. what? it's the thought that counts...)
Tuesday, May 6, 2008
Monday, May 5, 2008
dominos delivers...
the jew ordered pizza tonight. she's been counting down the minutes until it actually arrives. she gets a call:
the jew: "hello?....excuse me?....with the pizza?...:::goes to the unlocked/opened front door:::....no you're not....no, i'm sure....my door is open...no you're not knocking on my door....no....:::says the address::: you're there? no you're not....no, you're not....i'm standing at the door....by the air force memorial....you're not knocking on the door...."
brilliant.
the jew: "hello?....excuse me?....with the pizza?...:::goes to the unlocked/opened front door:::....no you're not....no, i'm sure....my door is open...no you're not knocking on my door....no....:::says the address::: you're there? no you're not....no, you're not....i'm standing at the door....by the air force memorial....you're not knocking on the door...."
brilliant.
sigh...
[gypsy],
I know Lauren sent out a mass email to the whole team, but I wanted to send a personal note to you and [the jew]...you gurlz rocked it out there today! Your ability to communicate with each other was key to our success today on the field....way to go!! ;-) I can't think of a better duo to have working those positions (and so cute while doing it too! ;-) ).....you two are amazing together ..keep it up!!
CU later!
[team mate]
(ps. you two & [team mate's gf] & I should really get together and go out sometime.)
--i IMed this to the jew (from the living room to her room, mind you) and at the same time we IMed each other the response of "sigh".
on that note the jew said she was going to bed. i agree. we've been too close for one day. and it's only 0032 hours....
I know Lauren sent out a mass email to the whole team, but I wanted to send a personal note to you and [the jew]...you gurlz rocked it out there today! Your ability to communicate with each other was key to our success today on the field....way to go!! ;-) I can't think of a better duo to have working those positions (and so cute while doing it too! ;-) ).....you two are amazing together ..keep it up!!
CU later!
[team mate]
(ps. you two & [team mate's gf] & I should really get together and go out sometime.)
--i IMed this to the jew (from the living room to her room, mind you) and at the same time we IMed each other the response of "sigh".
on that note the jew said she was going to bed. i agree. we've been too close for one day. and it's only 0032 hours....
Sunday, May 4, 2008
i'm afraid of what the adoption agency may think...
the jew decided to take on tuckers bath time all by herself tonight. this left me and the ruskie in our respective areas to listen to the shenanigans going on in the bathtub.
jew: "rub a dub dub, tucker in a tub.....who's a good boy? you're a good boy.....that's it...shake rattle & roll"
me and the ruskie exchanged a fair amount of eye rolls until, again, the jew busted out "rub a dub dub tucker's in a tub." at which point the ruskie looks at me, throws up her hands and mouths "WHAT THE FUCK?!"
yeah, i dunno either. but if this is any indication of how she'll be when there's a puppy in the house, i'm getting an audio recorder.
(it's actually surprisingly adorably cute to witness the jew/tucker interactions. but shhh...don't tell the jew i think this.)
jew: "rub a dub dub, tucker in a tub.....who's a good boy? you're a good boy.....that's it...shake rattle & roll"
me and the ruskie exchanged a fair amount of eye rolls until, again, the jew busted out "rub a dub dub tucker's in a tub." at which point the ruskie looks at me, throws up her hands and mouths "WHAT THE FUCK?!"
yeah, i dunno either. but if this is any indication of how she'll be when there's a puppy in the house, i'm getting an audio recorder.
(it's actually surprisingly adorably cute to witness the jew/tucker interactions. but shhh...don't tell the jew i think this.)
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